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and you'll never wake up in the morning feeling like a plate of literal tramp shit warmed up in the microwave
Inspired by real-life events
Cotton / polyester brushback fleece blend
178 - 186 tall
Jiujitsu pretty much guarantees that you will become super muscly
Unathletic Socks forever and you'll never wake upRight leg hospital, left leg cemetery. That's what legendary karate man Mirkel 'CroCap' Phillips used to say, right before he promptly kicked people's damn heads right off. Surely you've seen him, yeah? These are turbo high quality socks literally slathered in Unathletic branding, including the word UNATHLETIC around the top and as a special bonus just for you a big LOSER on the bottom. What's more, the socks even have HOSPITAL and CEMETARY written on