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I imagine it's silently approving of my experimental cooking techniques

staring up at it with the same expression people reserve for religious experiences

and when you order a kit

grandmother-worthy kind that looked like they'd been stolen from a 1950s kitchen

which I've named "Maurice" (because all good wall decorations deserve proper names that sound vaguely like insurance salesmen)

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